Who heads this Cleanup up?
Marvelous magnificent Marla will meet you there and show you the ropes. She has an amazing heart for the community.
What time do they start?
9am el pronto. Finishing up around 11ish.
Where are they?
At the HH Sailing Club and/or next to the lifesavers club.
How to find them?
N2 South – hack it into Somerset Wes there by the mall. right, right and a few more rights towards the beach and you’ll find it. Use my amazing Google Maps and you cant get lost…unless you a woman (kidding – just seeing if anyone actually reads this).
Things to do in the area…
If Golf is your thing – take the putter along – there is a putt putt course there.
If, like me, golf is definitely not your thing…then…keep reading
Sup/Surf shop just across the road. Rent a board and take a cruise around.
Topless tanning allowed – only kidding – stay clothed and don’t forget your SPF 40.
Monkey land and Blue rock Cable Skiing just up the road. Go check out your ancestors and then go for a wake board or cable ski afterwards
How offensive is this write-up – i’m firing whoevers’s ass who wrote this.
That would be me…dammit
Hay if we don’t laugh – we will just cry.
Best thing about Strand Beach Cleanup?
Checking out the hot lifesavers (only joking again – i have never seen any on duty there – beside Milnerton Life Saving Clubs lifeguards are way hotter…ps im training to be a lifeguard there)
Taking a trip into Stellenbosch afterwards to one of the markets there.